Today’s game: How you might know your baby is now a toddler! (OR: Can you guess where I found the item in the feature image?)
Here’s how we play!
Round 1: Parent takes the coffee to play the kids, keeping it up high and generally out of reach.
Round 2: The Once-Baby-Now-Toddler STRIKES while the parent is still under-caffeinated!
Round 3: Parent takes a drink (sip or slug, depending on which cup # this is!) of coffee and an object strikes the parent in the teeth!
Round 4: Parent spits out coffee and for a frightening moments wonders what on earth was in the coffee pot that is now in the previous cup of Joe.
Round 5: Parent swirls (or drains) the cup and discovers…A TOY.
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to secure the valuable and anything that may fit down the toilet.
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I love a good (retrospective) laugh at what kids will do. What’s the craziest thing your kid ever put somewhere inappropriate (or flushed)?
Thanks for sharing & happy trails! 🙂
Peas up the nose, not one,but three. Not outing which one did it!
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LOL! I have pretty good odds guessing! We’ll have to make that an after-dinner game at the next family gathering. 😉
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This weekend, my son tried to put my phone into the dog’s water bowl, luckily he was a bad shot and I was able to scramble over before round two.
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Yikes! Thank goodness he’s a bad shot! I’m very wary of the phone or my watch ending up in the toilet. Little Man also threw his toy phone in the laundry basket yesterday. Good thing I heard it clunk into the washer (and it’s fake)!
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my son tries to put himself in he toilet, but i usually keep the bathroom door closed.
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LOL! That’s hilarious! Little man loved to splash in the toilet when he first figured out standing. We had a urgent foot-down situation with Big Dude about flushing EVERY time!!
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That’s hilarious – and I can definitely relate. Hang in there!
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Thanks, Amy! I’m wary of him getting into something we will be very upset about getting flushed…my oldest never went for the toilet, but this dude strikes me as the type who will…
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But what is that thing? The worlds smallest lime popsicle?
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LOL, that sounds delicious, but no! It’s a piece from one of the new Lite Brite toys. (Something that also shouldn’t have been in reach of the 13 mo old…fail, Mommy.)
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Oh! That makes so much sense, but sounds much less delicious…
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